bolto:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

A message from Anonymous
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
A reply from officialchelso

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

Straight White Boy Problem #199

straightwhiteboyproblems:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

When you find someone in your favorite bathroom and u are thinking “thats MY bathroom”

somebody tagged this as “what are ya doin in my swamp” and i audibly laughed and woke up my dog

You Know Where to Find Me
Imogen Heap

thepropheticbird:

heart, lung, soul
arteries and all
a shoulder at the ready
vital organs on call

veganbutt:

Due to an unfortunate reviewing accident, Amazon now calls me “shredded wheat”

veganbutt:

Due to an unfortunate reviewing accident, Amazon now calls me “shredded wheat”

youngstero:

gotta say I really relate to this

youngstero:

gotta say I really relate to this